Office Burns: [caption id="attachment_861" align="aligncenter" width="1200"]Office Burns Conference Call Conference call hold music is the sound of insanity.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_862" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Tuna Microwave There’s a special place in the bad place for people who microwave fish in a communal kitchen.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_863" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Lost Receipts Searching for lost receipts is a great way to lose a couple of hours just to get a $20 business brunch reimbursed. Forget that noise.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_864" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Fire Drill Blizzard Fire drills are loud and obnoxious, but frost bite is real, folks. Pack a parka.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_865" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Swivel Chair Swiveling in a swivel chair is one of the small joys in the workplace. This burn is cold.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_866" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Offie Burns Expense Report Error On average, 19% of Expense reports contain errors and each mistake takes about 18 minutes to correct. Up that to 100% and you’ve got a new full-time job on your hands.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_867" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Lunch Meetings The hanger is real. Ya burnt![/caption]   [caption id="attachment_868" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Parking Spot Motorcycle Nothing feels worse than things making you more late when you’re already late. Too mean.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_869" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Books Never Balance That’s an old-school CPA burn. Accountant snap![/caption]   [caption id="attachment_870" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns Laptop Headphones We wouldn’t even wish this on our office nemesis, Eugene. It’s the worst.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_871" align="alignnone" width="1200"]Office Burns April Fools Have a fantastic and prank-filled April Fools Day this April 1st![/caption]   We would rather you live a simple and fulfilling office life with donuts every day. Have a happy April 1st, try not to be anyone’s April Fool, and stay safe with your office pranks! We don’t need rabid raccoons in desk drawers or an entire office with furniture haphazardly nailed to the ceiling. Keep it light, like putting a rubber band around the break room sink’s faucet spray hose so that it sprays your cow0rkers when they try to wash their coffee cup–you know, pranks that are basically hilarious and no one gets hurt. Get at it!  

About Divvy

We dug deep to create the world’s first free, fully-automated budgeting and expense management platform, and it gives you instantaneous visibility into company-wide spend. Born from loathing a truly broken process, Divvy turned that legitimate dislike into the catalyst to reinvent. Not even innovate: burn to the ground, salt the earth, and build something that works on new ground—from scratch. Divvy is the first free and fully automated spend management platform. It’s going to get awesome. Join us on the journey. ©2017 Divvy, all rights reserved. Divvy is a registered trademark of DivvyPay.  ]]>

Leave a Reply